- Admit it, the only reason you're going out with her is because of her ample bosom.- That's despicable to say that to me. Of course not. For her brains and her sense of worth.- Have you set a date aside when you're going to finally look at her face?
- She also gives to charity and she has a great personality.- She gives to charity?- That's right.- Milk? She gives milk?- That's funny too. You guys are on a fuckin' roll. I'm out.- Dance for underprivileged kids.
- And speaking of those women, a couple of days ago I think there was a little incident with one of our members and her dog.- She's also part of the sorority over there?- Well, we don't call it a sorority. But yes, she is one of our members.
- The washing machine's fucked.- Thank you, Dale. That darn washing machine. I'll tell you, we use it so much, as you can imagine, with all of our members.- I'll tell you what I'll do for you. If you need a machine, you're welcome to come and use my machine anytime you want.- Oh, is that generous. That is incredible.- Isn't that a beautiful gesture? Give me a little round of applause if you want to. It won't kill you. Go ahead.- That would be fine. Sure. Why not? You deserve that.- That's kind of tepid, but--
- You fucking idiot. You did this. You're responsible for this. You looked at her mole with a goddamn telescope like Galileo jerking off from 40' away.- I had breast vision, I told you.- Because of you I'm going to lose this beautiful woman with that figure, with those boobs.- I thought you didn't care about her breasts.- All right, I lied. What am I supposed to do now? Go from a double D to a-- What's half of double D?- B+? No, B-. It's closer to the D, yes. What's closer to the D, the minus or the plus?- I don't give a shit, quite frankly. This is not algebra. This is my life. Life is short. How dare she?- How dare she?- Yeah, what gives her the right? It's self-centered. It really is.- It is selfish.- Isn't it?- Totally.
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