KB
En ces premiers jours du mois de Yennayer 2960 (nouvel an amazigh ), voici l'un des tout meilleurs zodes de CYE.
- 15:29 - Le Barbicide, une solution claire, de couleur bleue, qu'utilisent la plupart des salons de coiffure pour désinfecter des articles tels que les peignes, est un composé d'ammonium quaternaire.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbicide
- 23:41 - "Les Sorciers de Waverly Place" ("Wizards of Waverly Place") est une série télévisée américaine pour adolescents.http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Les_Sorciers_de_Waverly_Place
- 27:10 - Référence, ici, à l'incident du Laugh Factory où Michael Richards, excédé, balance des propos racistes, dont plusieurs fois "nigger".http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Richards#Incident_du_Laugh_Factory
- 29:59 - http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_FarrakhanLouis Farrakhan, né Louis Eugene Walcott le 11 mai 1933 dans le Bronx à New York, est le dirigeant de l'organisation politique et religieuse Nation of Islam depuis 1981.
- I might be a few minutes late getting back from lunch. I have to take Emma to the doctor.- Oh, really? Is she okay?- Yeah, she just has a rash on her pussy. I'm going to get the table read started, okay? Good luck.
- A woman is very afraid of the size of her opening.- What is she afraid of?- The size of her opening. So she goes to her mother. She says, "What am I going to do? I'm so big down there. When I marry Harry, he's going to divorce me." Her mother says, "Don't worry, sweetheart, it runs in the family. Do what I did when I married your father. Go to the market, get some raw liver, put it in there. He'll never know the difference."- Oh my God.- So she does. They have eight hours of sex after their marriage. She wakes up at 10:00. He's gone, but there's a note on her pillow. It says, "My darling Harriet, to think that I waited a year to consummate our relationship makes my heart beat so loudly I'm surprised it didn't wake you up. The only reason I'm not here now, darling, is I'm at work to make enough money to buy you a house, a picket fence. We'll have dogs and children."- This is not so bad.- Yeah, this is great. Will you finish the fucking joke already?- "When the 5:00 dinner bell rings, I will be home like the winged gossamer of your love in your arms. Your loving husband, Harry."- Aw, that's nice.- "P.S., Your cunt is in the sink."
- Hey, Duberstein! Yeah, yeah, I'm talking to you. What kind of lowlife are you? What kind of asshole are you?- Okay, okay, let's just calm down now. We're getting ourself all worked up for no reason, baby.- No, don't "baby" me. Don't calm me down. I'm so pissed off, I could put this hat up your ass.- Let's relax here.- What's this bullshit with the hat?- Put the hat back on your head.- You made a chump out of me!- No no no no!- If only there were a-- a horrible name that I could call you that would make you as angry as I am!
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http://tinyurl.com/TheSopranosTour
http://tinyurl.com/DaWireTour
http://tinyurl.com/TremeTour
Daily Show & Colbert: http://tinyurl.com/TDS-TCR
*édité à 14:59 le 18/01/2010 par KB