Diana DeGarmo has a telethon with Whoopi Goldberg, played by Gary Anthony Williamshave, for people that have the disease so aptly named as Faces That Stayed That Way. Larry the Cable Guy comes up with a product called Larry Cologne. The ladies of Blue Collar TV star as Kitty (Brooke Dillamn), Alexis (Ashley Drane) and Boosha (Ayda Field) in "Really, Really, Really Desperate Housewives." Brooke Dillman plays Martha Stewart and does her own television show (in a sense) from her jail. Tips include how to make candles and how to make prison food taste better. Bill Engvall opens up a restaurant that's the male version of Hooters. The Redneck Word of the Day is Austere. (thetvdb.com)