The Disney Girl (Parker) sings about her wonderfully normal day on the bad side of town; Jovan Muskatelle (Key) reviews the events of 2005; George W. Bush (Caliendo) promises to make 2006 a better year; a celebrity-obsessed fan (McDonald) objects to the comments his co-workers make about today's stars; Ike Barinholtz and Bobby Lee conduct red-carpet interviews at the People's Choice Awards; a parody of Curb Your Enthusiasm; Krump dancers Noodles (Peele) and Nippy (Flanagan) teach retirement home residents to dance; Stephen Cragg tries to make black friends; Paula Zahn (Parker) welcomes John Madden (Caliendo) to her show. (thetvdb.com)